Now hear this

C'mon mao. Did everybody catch his Tuesday the 29th entry if not go to www.bubblegoose.blogspot.com before you read any further.
I don't want to get into a bloggy war because I would loose but I bet you could get straight A's at Hallmark Card U. I bet the mountain man will steal half of that for his wedding vows. I think mao's views are the way they are because he's never been burned. For me, its war. Every zombie I create and destroy are still no return on the investment I put into the few that wronged. I believe this quote to be most true " you knew I was a snake before you picked me up". That goes both ways. And if your making money in the pharmacy wouldn't you push for more std's. Job security. I can't stop doing what we do and I probably never will. Never get off the boat. It can be summed up so easily by the masterful words of one Hank Williams Sr.: I know its hard, but you gotta try to understand. When the lord made me, he made a Ramblin' man. Just for that entry I'm going to write a new one this week entitled: how to lose the cb queen in 10 days. check it out G.
I wasn't going to talk about females at all today actually. I was going to pose a question. But I will save it for another rainy day. When it rains, I feel love.

Tell your new boyfriend I came

Well I'm back and break was a bust. While most people went to scenic locations I found myself in my old lair, where many thoughts have been born and many dreams shattered, but more on that later days.

Somebody's daddy is missing a leg
Let me start with this: (P.)
its sunny and seventy five, and you find your game fraudulent but you want to keep hope alive, feast here and take a look, an old play from an old play book.
-Here's something to try if your luck is running a little low, we used to do this all of the time,
Step one, locate yourself a good wingman, acting skills preferred, no conscious needed. Go to a party, bar or anywhere there is dumb/drunk chicks. Separate briefly from wingman. Approach girl, timing is everything, ask her to go ask your wingman how many push ups his dad can do. She'll ask why but just tell her to do it. When she asks have the wingman, he should do his best to cry or at least act mad. When the girl is bewildered the wingman should then say " my dad lost his arms in 'nam", or has no arms or something to that effect. Start to make the girl feel guilty and let the good times roll. Remember, make sure the girl is with a friend or more. Play your cards right and you could even get the skinny one.

Get off his back and on to yours!
I want to talk about the President of Harvard and the shots he's been taking about saying that guys are better at science than ladies. This so intrigued me that I am making this my final project in socialology class. I will have this proved or disproved in a matter of weeks. I can already tell you it is true, let me give you an example or so. Even if its not true I will stack my research and conclude on the softball players. Here is an example from everyday life. Alicia Salazaar M.D. on the Montell show said it is a biological fact that women try to raise their baby's daddy like they would raise her baby. That's in your heads. That lone fact puts dudes eon's ahead, here's why: "Chicks say I can change him", Dudes say " you can't turn a whore into a housewife" We've already won.

New Low

New News in a fake life

Buck's not the daddy
he's like the everlast bunny
nursing school?
shoot,
Motorhead, Corrosion of Conformity, Zeke concert
friday the 25th
Spring Break
starts tomorrow
Gut rot
looking forward to a bottle of scotchy, scotch, scotch
Wrestling Coach
actually two teams, whos names cannot be named here, but the boys are 4-1 as a team
Queens of the Stone age
new cd comes out on the 22nd, don't forget
St.Patty's day
drink some guiness and help celebrate their hate
Real Pro Wrestling:
a new show that starts on the 22nd(i believe). Its going to be carried by fox sports net and bravo(I think). check local listings. Its on two times a week. Rulan Gartner is commentator and Dan Gable is also involved. The premise is the same as The Contender but there should be less smack talk. finally some air time for man's oldests sport.

IWCC quote of the day:
its not a quote but an all time low never-the-less: some girl in my class brought her kid to class and it wouldn't shut up. Finally the stare from the teacher and the kid and his rat tail were gone.

Essence of Purity

I don't avoid women,
but I don't give them my essence-------Gen. Ripper

The Working Men are Pissed

Have you ever actually talked to a communist? I had the chance the other day. It took some time, her being a girl for me to cool it enough to get straight, but finally it turned out to be a decent conversation. She's not really a communist but was born in communist Russia. We chatted about different subjects, mostly the obvious differences between here and there. She said she grew up the all Russian girl, taking English, music and gymnastics while taking care of her sister because her parents were always at work. I actually surprised myself asking intelligent questions like if she's been to Lenin's mausoleum and Red Square. We talked about Russian Literature and classical music. We even talked about American TV. I told her all I know about Russia I learned from Rocky 4. But the main focus I felt was a common appreciation of how lazy the typical American is. Not only lazy in body but lazy in mind. I'm glad I had the chance to conversate and not the prototypical student on this campus. I think that would have been something like"you commie bastard, try to burn this flag." Then ripping off the shirt that had an American flag that said these colors don't run on it. As far as that goes, why is communist really a word that has none of its real meaning anymore. I've only heard my dad call three people commies-1. Baghdad Pete (arnett), 2. Hanoi Jane (Fonda) and 3. John Kerry. To look for the meaning of the word I did a little investigation, which consisted only of watching Dr. Stranglelove and skimming through the communist manifesto by Marx and Engels. Upon completion of research I have no idea how the word commie associates with what it does in my mind. In fact, to me I have no idea now what have these wars were about. Having an idea how to better something is better that no idea at all, right? There was a big uproar during Kerry's bid for the presidency. He took his campaign slogan from one of Langston Hughes poems. (I think it was him). Hughes being a communist upset people, then it was discovered that Kerry received a large campaign donation from the communist party. None of this really made big news though. To me now after putting a face to a word, some of this nonsense is crazy. I put mine and her conversation up there with a former roommate of mine, he's a fifth descendent of crazy horse, and another former roommate who's parents are from Taiwan. Both of these roommates and myself would spend countless hours in thought. Any time I have to learn about another way of life I'm all ears. None of this entry really has a point, but there was a point where she asked me, what is democracy, and I gave a half thought threw answer. I realized I have a lot to learn about the world, but as far as my peer's go, I believe myself to be half cultured and at least tolerant. She was right in every assumption of American (waste) youth. The only thing she was wrong about was what she blamed it on, freedom of choice. She thinks we are over loaded with options and don't know what to do. If you want an earful on freedom of choice email mao and buy a devo cd. If you want the long and skinny of it, here it is: drink RC cola. FREEDOM.

What is democracy to you...think about it.

P.S.-she had no idea about the florinazation of the water or impure body fluids.I asked.

If you think you can, well...

c'mon babe, I was a green beret in Vietnam.

Almost nothing in life compares to just flat out lying to girls. Whether you be at the club or at a party you find some gullible gal to soak up everything. In my many winters I have spewed forth such epic tales you could call me Dickens. I would let you in on some of them but they might be used on you or a family member soon. So then why am I writing this? Lately it seems everyone thinks they're finally catching on to the scheme. But no my friends it will never happen. Just recently the mountain man said it was enough entertainment just to watch me work. He's dead on. Also a little missie accused me of having an act and she knew how I really am. Yeah right. Let me give you an example. Just when I had a good job and could have made around thirty bucks an hour I quit, and not only quit but moved. Then while in this transition I turned down another opportunity to make over thirty dollars an hour in five years, all this while I worked at a rendering plant. Too cool for school, think again. What happened next was another move into an unfinished basement that flooded with the hint of rain, mold up the arse and no heat. But that wasn't all, along with these plush accommodations came another job making less money, worse hours and wiping peoples crack. It just doesn't stop there though, now time, currently living in an abandon day care next to a bum hang out and train tracks. To quote every frosted haired, slipknot fan's favorite movie "at least somebody's trying to hit bottom". Whats next for the work force? I was thinking fast food or possibly going to cosmotology school. Or maybe just moving to Elkhorn.


Best lines ever?
-what's up baby, You ever play nintendo? You want to pop a feelie on the excitabike, maybe ride the enduro?

-what's up, my name is jim, G-Y-M, wanna work out?

-are you from Tennessee, cause your the only ten I see.--------I have heard that more than once and one time it worked when the girl was actually from Tennessee. Way to go Buck. we could be at the blue jay instead of the once a trimester sell.

About Mao:
how come Mao gets people emailing him and I get nothing. My email once again is pilgrimtroy@yahoo.com. Not that I don't enjoy reading nerd on nerd violence but c'mon dudes, Mao's Yugio deck would waste yours.

IWcc quote of the day:
"I haven't been to class lately because i had a bladder infection"-the stripper

I've been trying to cool off for so long

Man, LFO was right all along. Yesterday in the dirt it was 76 degrees and the day before was competitive to that. The first thing a guy notices is it seems that girls come out of hiding all of the sudden. You would think they would go into hiding after chompin and stompin all winter, but here are girls you haven't seen since the year before. Its like they're some kind of strange locusts that only appear at certain times or like migrating geese that come back finally tanned and prayin for a layin(dreamin for a creamin). Ha, Ha.....I heard the best line of all time this weekend, supprisingly from Rocky 5. The only good thing to come out of the show. So Rocky says to Adriann he says...........I'm going to take you upstairs and violate you like a parking meter. Great stuff stallion. Back to the point, I was at the Big 12 wrestling championships when I first noticed and the next day while I was driving and even today at the community college. Is it all thanks to Ra, or has Buck Wylde finally shown me the error of my days(years, three of them). Thanks Buck and thank you mid cut shirts. I like the ladies, I do.


IF YOU LAY DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU GET UP WITH FLEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!