Tell your new boyfriend I came
Well I'm back and break was a bust. While most people went to scenic locations I found myself in my old lair, where many thoughts have been born and many dreams shattered, but more on that later days.
Somebody's daddy is missing a leg
Let me start with this: (P.)
its sunny and seventy five, and you find your game fraudulent but you want to keep hope alive, feast here and take a look, an old play from an old play book.
-Here's something to try if your luck is running a little low, we used to do this all of the time,
Step one, locate yourself a good wingman, acting skills preferred, no conscious needed. Go to a party, bar or anywhere there is dumb/drunk chicks. Separate briefly from wingman. Approach girl, timing is everything, ask her to go ask your wingman how many push ups his dad can do. She'll ask why but just tell her to do it. When she asks have the wingman, he should do his best to cry or at least act mad. When the girl is bewildered the wingman should then say " my dad lost his arms in 'nam", or has no arms or something to that effect. Start to make the girl feel guilty and let the good times roll. Remember, make sure the girl is with a friend or more. Play your cards right and you could even get the skinny one.
Get off his back and on to yours!
I want to talk about the President of Harvard and the shots he's been taking about saying that guys are better at science than ladies. This so intrigued me that I am making this my final project in socialology class. I will have this proved or disproved in a matter of weeks. I can already tell you it is true, let me give you an example or so. Even if its not true I will stack my research and conclude on the softball players. Here is an example from everyday life. Alicia Salazaar M.D. on the Montell show said it is a biological fact that women try to raise their baby's daddy like they would raise her baby. That's in your heads. That lone fact puts dudes eon's ahead, here's why: "Chicks say I can change him", Dudes say " you can't turn a whore into a housewife" We've already won.
Somebody's daddy is missing a leg
Let me start with this: (P.)
its sunny and seventy five, and you find your game fraudulent but you want to keep hope alive, feast here and take a look, an old play from an old play book.
-Here's something to try if your luck is running a little low, we used to do this all of the time,
Step one, locate yourself a good wingman, acting skills preferred, no conscious needed. Go to a party, bar or anywhere there is dumb/drunk chicks. Separate briefly from wingman. Approach girl, timing is everything, ask her to go ask your wingman how many push ups his dad can do. She'll ask why but just tell her to do it. When she asks have the wingman, he should do his best to cry or at least act mad. When the girl is bewildered the wingman should then say " my dad lost his arms in 'nam", or has no arms or something to that effect. Start to make the girl feel guilty and let the good times roll. Remember, make sure the girl is with a friend or more. Play your cards right and you could even get the skinny one.
Get off his back and on to yours!
I want to talk about the President of Harvard and the shots he's been taking about saying that guys are better at science than ladies. This so intrigued me that I am making this my final project in socialology class. I will have this proved or disproved in a matter of weeks. I can already tell you it is true, let me give you an example or so. Even if its not true I will stack my research and conclude on the softball players. Here is an example from everyday life. Alicia Salazaar M.D. on the Montell show said it is a biological fact that women try to raise their baby's daddy like they would raise her baby. That's in your heads. That lone fact puts dudes eon's ahead, here's why: "Chicks say I can change him", Dudes say " you can't turn a whore into a housewife" We've already won.
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