If you think you can, well...
c'mon babe, I was a green beret in Vietnam.
Almost nothing in life compares to just flat out lying to girls. Whether you be at the club or at a party you find some gullible gal to soak up everything. In my many winters I have spewed forth such epic tales you could call me Dickens. I would let you in on some of them but they might be used on you or a family member soon. So then why am I writing this? Lately it seems everyone thinks they're finally catching on to the scheme. But no my friends it will never happen. Just recently the mountain man said it was enough entertainment just to watch me work. He's dead on. Also a little missie accused me of having an act and she knew how I really am. Yeah right. Let me give you an example. Just when I had a good job and could have made around thirty bucks an hour I quit, and not only quit but moved. Then while in this transition I turned down another opportunity to make over thirty dollars an hour in five years, all this while I worked at a rendering plant. Too cool for school, think again. What happened next was another move into an unfinished basement that flooded with the hint of rain, mold up the arse and no heat. But that wasn't all, along with these plush accommodations came another job making less money, worse hours and wiping peoples crack. It just doesn't stop there though, now time, currently living in an abandon day care next to a bum hang out and train tracks. To quote every frosted haired, slipknot fan's favorite movie "at least somebody's trying to hit bottom". Whats next for the work force? I was thinking fast food or possibly going to cosmotology school. Or maybe just moving to Elkhorn.
Best lines ever?
-what's up baby, You ever play nintendo? You want to pop a feelie on the excitabike, maybe ride the enduro?
-what's up, my name is jim, G-Y-M, wanna work out?
-are you from Tennessee, cause your the only ten I see.--------I have heard that more than once and one time it worked when the girl was actually from Tennessee. Way to go Buck. we could be at the blue jay instead of the once a trimester sell.
About Mao:
how come Mao gets people emailing him and I get nothing. My email once again is pilgrimtroy@yahoo.com. Not that I don't enjoy reading nerd on nerd violence but c'mon dudes, Mao's Yugio deck would waste yours.
IWcc quote of the day:
"I haven't been to class lately because i had a bladder infection"-the stripper
Almost nothing in life compares to just flat out lying to girls. Whether you be at the club or at a party you find some gullible gal to soak up everything. In my many winters I have spewed forth such epic tales you could call me Dickens. I would let you in on some of them but they might be used on you or a family member soon. So then why am I writing this? Lately it seems everyone thinks they're finally catching on to the scheme. But no my friends it will never happen. Just recently the mountain man said it was enough entertainment just to watch me work. He's dead on. Also a little missie accused me of having an act and she knew how I really am. Yeah right. Let me give you an example. Just when I had a good job and could have made around thirty bucks an hour I quit, and not only quit but moved. Then while in this transition I turned down another opportunity to make over thirty dollars an hour in five years, all this while I worked at a rendering plant. Too cool for school, think again. What happened next was another move into an unfinished basement that flooded with the hint of rain, mold up the arse and no heat. But that wasn't all, along with these plush accommodations came another job making less money, worse hours and wiping peoples crack. It just doesn't stop there though, now time, currently living in an abandon day care next to a bum hang out and train tracks. To quote every frosted haired, slipknot fan's favorite movie "at least somebody's trying to hit bottom". Whats next for the work force? I was thinking fast food or possibly going to cosmotology school. Or maybe just moving to Elkhorn.
Best lines ever?
-what's up baby, You ever play nintendo? You want to pop a feelie on the excitabike, maybe ride the enduro?
-what's up, my name is jim, G-Y-M, wanna work out?
-are you from Tennessee, cause your the only ten I see.--------I have heard that more than once and one time it worked when the girl was actually from Tennessee. Way to go Buck. we could be at the blue jay instead of the once a trimester sell.
About Mao:
how come Mao gets people emailing him and I get nothing. My email once again is pilgrimtroy@yahoo.com. Not that I don't enjoy reading nerd on nerd violence but c'mon dudes, Mao's Yugio deck would waste yours.
IWcc quote of the day:
"I haven't been to class lately because i had a bladder infection"-the stripper
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