Comet on april 13, 2036?

According to an astrophysicist on Conaan tonight, a comet is supposed to hit the pacific ocean in 2036. Man, I thought, I haven't wrote on this blog for over a year. So here is the return of the a better waste of time for myself than myspace. I'm sure the two regular people that read in the first place will be pleased. Stay tuned. In the meantime read some old dirt haiku or refresh on the old dirt.

CB-1, Troy oz.-0

Man, back in the day we used to slay em. Now I bow down to the dirt and hope it shows pity on this awful creature. I'm starting to wonder if I am on the show 'Lost' and this is some crazy place where dinosaurs, martians and dudes that walk pit bulls around wearing gas masks get together to atone for past lives. Somebody send me a plane ticket, if it doesn't come I will realize that this place doesn't really exist and that would be the greatest X-mas gift of all freakin time. Hey! my mom reads this so leave some dirty words as replies for her. Start it like dear Pegster, *.?%!, later. She will love it, where do you think I learned curses from.

Jimmy Jack was sacked,
and then katie cool was fooled
one more piece of dirt

my mind is so dry I can write dry on it.

Chicken Soup for the Mao

As I sat in my grease pit today, strange thoughts were creeping into my head as they always do. I seen two flies mating. Stuck to eachother and stuck to the wall. "Bastards", I said, "why are even bothering, you're going to expire tonight anyway as soon as it freezes." Then I threw boiling water at them and figured as a human its my right to kill whatever I want when I want. This was a reflex, and as I do when any action just comes to me, I then reflect and ponder my doings. What rights do I have? In my mind I thought why would they try to be happy anyway, their lives are so short. Then I wondered what a great tortoise would think of us. Our lives are short and meaningless to them, I wonder if they think why would humans even bother conceiving or trying to be happy because to them our life spans are insignificant. Things are as they always are, In the eye of the beholder. Lesson to myself, empathy instead of apathy, as I always tell myself. Sympathy is never really a choice in the dark. This then directed me to think of how people view what I do. Does it seem meaningless or self-righteous. Then I thought about Mao's post. He thinks that in this mustard burp moment that is fleeting, but doesn't realize the good of it for other people. On a timeline of that magnitude a few slips won't be noted in the subscript. Then I thought about the grease plant. MAO, YOU NEED YOUR OWN GREASE PLANT. You need a different dimension that transcends all roles you play daily. Where your not an employee, student, husband, uncle or grandson. For me in my other dimension I can turn on autopilot. My motor skills kick in automatically and my shell stays busy, which leaves my cognitive package to flow freely and ramble at will. I think this also allows everything I am studying to sink through the matter and find a resting place deep in the lobes. If this is not the problem I think I have another solution. I recall what one of the Clancy brothers said to Bob Dylan, as retold by Dylan, "NO FEAR, NO ENVY, NO HATE". For us who traveled through the same alcohol enraged serotonin superhighway that begat us into brotherhood we think alike(I think). There is no fear of failure. This is never an option. On our worst days we can still add and subtract putting us above the cut of fellow classmates. For me personally, the grades I receive are not bad and I'm never mad at myself receiving them, but more hateful that some waterhead got better grades than me. I think this is where the hate comes from. Let this be a lesson to everyone, lets get with the transcendentalists and simplify, or if thats not your catch get with Frankie and relax.

Life in the fast lane most surely will come to blows

do.do.dododo, what to talk about. There's so much on mind. Like;
Will the pharmacy graduating class of 2008 have a class song and will that song be bad medicine by Bon Jovi or maybe I want a new drug by Huey Lewis. Thats what I would recommend. Why does everyone hate Bush? Who cares if he takes a five week vacation. Its not like traveling all over the world for free(his job) is real strenuous. Plus, there are alot of people that make more money. Mullets all over the country are complaining over gas prices, "Bush and Big oil companies, blah blah". These people then proceed to watch "celebrities and their pets". Why don't these people hate other famous people as much. Don't worry about buying a 10 thousand dollar necklace for a dog, but hate a guy for trying to get back to his roots. How much money do you think it cost to make the show "Tommy Lee goes to college"? I think five bucks is too much. Give my man brody a video camera for a week and I guarantee the product will be funnier and at least real. When we were at the bars in Lincoln last year while they were filming, people all over the bars were talking about how fake it was and how many extras they were bringing in and about the people they would take off camera. But that's not all bad either. I wouldn't want my college to represent the dirt all over the nation. Its like my dad said while watching someone get shot with a b.b. outside of Britney Spears' baby shower on extra...."those people got it rough". Those people indeed. We're the people O.G. And why get mad about money while your watching cable anyway. Don't pay to watch T.V. Don't watch t.v. But don't by the internet you tell me? I have to. I'm like a mirror. I only exist if you look. Its like I said to that fat girl at the bar after making out...." How'd that dirt taste"

I feel cool like Brian when he's hanging out at the bowling alley

Wallet chains, low rise jeans, paris hilton skirts from two years ago, thoughtless tattoos, beanies on a eighty degree day and girls that weren't even born while I was watching USA up all night. That's correct, I'm back at community college. My third year in a two year institution with one more to go. Some people jabber and say crazy expressions from the old days that make no sense at all. Here's one for example: the more things change the more they stay the same. I don't know if its just the people of the corn or everywhere else but here nothing changes. Its the same all day, everyday. Things don't even go full circle here, just a 180 degree line on a flat plane. Its lame. The same kids, dressed the same, two years behind trendiness, acting out the same way, vying for attention in a town where we get enough but they don't realize it. If you ever heard my ramblings you know that sometimes on or not on a binge(which covers nothing like you think) I come across stupid situations where hate makes me crazy. For instance, I live by the railroad tracks, and sometimes I want to fight the trains. Not just because they are loud and I can't sleep, but because they're cocky. Stupid horns blowing as they turn the bend and head out of town. The gall of these engines to think that they are the first to come around the turn and arrogantly let loose that devil sound. Maybe they're just cocky because they are leaving town? Well guess what trains, you'll be back, so will the mountain man. Guaranteed.
For some reason I thought about the trains today. Every kid the same, every nebraska football fan the same, every girl the same, every day after a NIGHT the same, every school year the same. But maybe this year will be different. I feel older and less eager to try to be cool. Maybe just be the cranky old man for once. After all I am glad that school has started, it has to be easier than the summer. You try to juggle three or four girls. Easy you say? All four of them have boyfriends. And I'm back.

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Troy Oz.