CB-1, Troy oz.-0

Man, back in the day we used to slay em. Now I bow down to the dirt and hope it shows pity on this awful creature. I'm starting to wonder if I am on the show 'Lost' and this is some crazy place where dinosaurs, martians and dudes that walk pit bulls around wearing gas masks get together to atone for past lives. Somebody send me a plane ticket, if it doesn't come I will realize that this place doesn't really exist and that would be the greatest X-mas gift of all freakin time. Hey! my mom reads this so leave some dirty words as replies for her. Start it like dear Pegster, *.?%!, later. She will love it, where do you think I learned curses from.

Jimmy Jack was sacked,
and then katie cool was fooled
one more piece of dirt

my mind is so dry I can write dry on it.