I FEELS BAD
Bitter:
Let me be the first to say Happy Valentines day. To everyone in love go ahead and revel in it. Everybody leaves sometime.
Sweet:
Hello, my name is Troy Oz. And I'm a man. In being a man there's certain guidelines set forth by men of time. One of these is that a man must know his limitations and I hold this to be truth. In knowing my own limits I realize that a person is not always welcome to tread where he wants. Sometimes a man needs a little help. The result is this:
WIN A DAY WITH TROY OZ.
The first annual shameless self promoted win a day with Troy Oz. Why a day instead of a date? Because its open to those married or half-way married persons. Who can Enter? Any lady of Creighton decent wishing to go out for a night. That's right. Any lady from Creighton can email Troy @ pilgrimtroy@yahoo.com and have a chance to be randomly picked for a dinner at Charleston and capped off by a night of drinks at the Blue Jay. All expenses paid. Have emails contain name and proof of "Creighton-ing" and you will be qualified.
* night may be chaperoned
Let me be the first to say Happy Valentines day. To everyone in love go ahead and revel in it. Everybody leaves sometime.
Sweet:
Hello, my name is Troy Oz. And I'm a man. In being a man there's certain guidelines set forth by men of time. One of these is that a man must know his limitations and I hold this to be truth. In knowing my own limits I realize that a person is not always welcome to tread where he wants. Sometimes a man needs a little help. The result is this:
WIN A DAY WITH TROY OZ.
The first annual shameless self promoted win a day with Troy Oz. Why a day instead of a date? Because its open to those married or half-way married persons. Who can Enter? Any lady of Creighton decent wishing to go out for a night. That's right. Any lady from Creighton can email Troy @ pilgrimtroy@yahoo.com and have a chance to be randomly picked for a dinner at Charleston and capped off by a night of drinks at the Blue Jay. All expenses paid. Have emails contain name and proof of "Creighton-ing" and you will be qualified.
* night may be chaperoned
posted by troy oz. at 8:50 AM
1 Comments:
people are asking... what does proof of cricketing mean? And second of all, you may want to mention that Troy brushes his teeth with DD-7. (obscure enoguh for ya?)
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