Together in the Darkness

I know freedom of speech is what allows ideals like these blogs to run, but I have to come clean. Who were the dorkiest kids in high school? Which sub-culture were last picked at everything? That's correct, the journalism kids. As I watch Katie, Matt, Al and Ann in the morning and the likes of Carol Klauss and Mike Mcknight in the evening, I remind myself I hate the news. The only good story I have seen recently was a story about a business owner that schooled a local "investigative" reporter. "I just wanna do my job". Yeah right, what you did was do what you originally set out to do before a real story hit you and that was make one up. Hold on thought, call Me floppy. I do like news when its made up. There is a fake news magazine getting sued for supposedly misleading readers? I'm on their side all the way. At least the have the heart to dig the real scoop. How come I've seen the so called controversial Simpsons episode appear but heard no more of Haley's Comet getting probed on the fourth of July? Thanks Fake news magazine for finally putting those two ex child star twins in the spot light for what they are. Drug abusing, sex crazed, half amphibian, test tube babies. Something still doesn't add up. Why does the public not want to read this magazine? This is the same country spends countless hours watching fake reality shows, things blowing up, fake cop chases and cars going around in circles for four hours. And even makes heros out the drivers. Drivers by the way who when interviewed make up more words than I do. At least some of the pro basketball players went to college. But Flip. I do think its crazy that some of these "photo journalists follow some celebrates to the ends of the earth. Man, if those cats followed the likes of us for a month, everybody has a little something to hide. But how cool would it be to change your life because of these poparattzi. I guarantee I would do something jaw dropping. For now we are not famous and we will never be so let me dig some dirt on myself. Here is what's in my fridge at "The Learning Journey":
2 grenades of Mickeys*
5 Sam Adams bottled*
7 corona bottled*
5 bud light bottled*
1 bud light can*
1 fullers london porter bottled*
2 sierra nevada bottled*
1 two liter of coke*
1 package hot dogs
1 half eaten package of bologna
1 half eaten package of cheese slices, the expensive kind
1 week over expiration half gallon milk
1 stick of butter
1 chicken nug lunchable*
the basic condiment trianglular mayo, ketchup and mustard
and the one constant in my life, a twelve pack of RC cola. But you may also refer to it as I do, Freedom. I'm an American.

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