Hippie Smell

This article is a little late in arriving but never the less just as good as a healthy outlet as anytime. I skipped school last week to watch the presidential inauguration. Not that I'm super political, but just the fact that so many dead heads and Frisbee enthusiasts were trying to throw there no sense in the mix, I have never been prouder to be a registered republican and why wouldn't I watch MY crowning achievement. Even in defeat these leftists gathered their bongs and hit the parade route, only to find out that their collective and genius plan had been foiled. Their bright idea to turn their backs as the motorcade drove by(probably for .75 sec) had been squashed at the site of bleachers that welcomed ticketed(paying) customers. And then to see sen. Kerry in the crowd and the look on his face like "I know I'm not president, but I almost got ya" was kind of chuckle worthy. So I went to bed that day happy. The next morning however I awoke to a story that knocked me right back to moderation. It was how Dr. James Dobson was on the record saying that he thought sponge bob square pants was an ally in furthering the gay agenda. This was ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as Jerry Fallwell warning of purple teletubies. Can nothing be childish or a bit wacky anymore. Are these homophobe Christian "leaders" so afraid that anything that resembles horseplay is queer. I know the story of the tolerance video and all the cartoon "stars" that were involved, and how the web site that carries that video are close to the same address, but it cracks me up that Dobson has never apologized or admitted any ignorance over this ordeal. So let it stand on the record. Sponge Bob and Patrick are faggots and may possibly turn your child gay. You know I remember another animated hero, with long hair and crazy ideas. Some people didn't dig where he was coming from and thought he was maybe a little homo erotic. His name was He-man and I watched him everyday. And look me. I turned out swell. And instead of being gay, I've been in and out of more holes than puxatonie Phil. So what is it Dr. James.......That pesky "T".